Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Lorena Herrera Dasnuda

Lolleggiare flat out

I dyed my bag university. Yes, I dyed ... and I'm laughing like a madman. The goal was to create a black bag with dark blue stripes, however, came out from the washing machine an abomination. I feel a little 'as the Elric brothers, convinced that his mother back to life, and instead have just created a humanoid which has taken refuge at the moment the soul without the body of Alphonse. I transmuted even I, a forbidden transmutation: the vile straw-yellow gear, the stylish black. The truth I took part of the eye as punishment. Three months ago, however, that he was already aware of my crime against nature?
The result is indescribable, a dark blue with black spots scattered around. Splendor in other words.
A quick pictures of my sin.


(Note very important, stylish hoscritto just to make the scene, I have the style and class of the purple cow I will most likely be his relative, the bull indigo.)

Monday, March 21, 2011

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The biggest lie in human history

All right.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

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celebrate, the school roll goes, our leading figure of the minors and fornicates with L'Aquila is still devastated. Not to mention that Lampedusa is slowly sinking and we know what happened to Atlantis now, nothing but disaster, aliens and crop circles locally, no, too many immigrants there too.
In addition, we have the head of another State - yes, because our not enough - that continues to say his undaunted. Dear Pope, we want to do about his business, even that is not part of the Italian territory?
Oh yes, I forgot. What an idiot I am. Transportation indecent, homeless, illegal immigrants, dirt everywhere, public money poorly spent, ignorance, corruption, pollution, generation of morons, replaced by young and old displaced by disasters of more than twenty years ago.
Just a beautiful place to live.
So no, I'll put a stupid flag out the window, no, because I'm sure they would prefer to burn, rather than have the pitiful state in which is his country. I do not understand why the Italian people feel pity for the other country ... But you seen as we are?
It seems a little out of place to celebrate.

Maybe I'm not being patriotic:
abortion
Yes Yes Yes
euthanasia to the death penalty

Saturday, March 19, 2011

What Kind Of Sand Do I Use In Heavy Bag

prohibited to minors

I state that is a unsuccessful experiment.

-forbidden thing - said the unwary reader.

was late, past midnight, our repressed teenager decided to write a post, one post in particular, many would say, a fictional post. Yes, a little digression low literary ancestry, so, to pass time.
The argument to be emblematic of what was so shallow, the restriction of films for children.
A nice dilemma for the young blogger depressed, because it restricted certain films, and others not? Why, something as natural as sexuality, should be banned, making the borders of taboos, and murder, the brutal and unnatural loss of life, categorized as something normal and everyday life?
continued to write his thoughts and travels in search of an answer, for all films, accompanied children, adults only, forbidden to minors. Often contained a movie for all murders, rapes, violence, mutilation, but the breaking of a naked breast, even was a monstrous creature, the difficult decision:-YOU CAN NOT GO! - The guardian of the child mental health prohibits the vision of so great an abomination.
Whether the boy to have problems ... but in his heart he knew to be right, feeling resonate in your mind the reasons.
"You're right." He thought "Needless to give weight to this thing"
minutes pass, a little later would have to lie down, reluctantly, against everything, but he had to.
had been a day now, but the dilemma persisted, vivid, like a fire brand. It is perhaps unnecessary
-worth, America ... let's leave-
opened the home of Facebook, has selected the state wrote:
-In summary, why would a sex scene is not suitable for children, while a crowd that rips an eye with a harpoon yes? -

Thursday, March 17, 2011

My Dog's Tongue Is Dark Red

Victor Victoria

Oo target is an acronym for cominciaaaar,
this we have also sky-aiaiaiai disgusted.
This code is not not much,

understand even by me.
If there is one thing that consoles me is that we
in half

I try to sing it to Aya-Malika-yayaya it.
This code is not very good but you sing
there is.
This code is not very good
even understand it ... you!


This is the great symbol of Victor Victoria program, which I adore ... but that obviously will not see a new season. You felt, I find something that fills my empty days, and sbam nothing new episodes. Sun replies on replies on replies on replies. An orgy of replicas. I love the replicas, but with a minimum criterion damn! Matches at least the first round.

Ehhh, I feel very alone .-.


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Monday, March 7, 2011

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The news of my brain

Hello dear viewers, are Stuart and this is TG Neuron Brain Flash! Storms
hormonal mood swings, anger and depression. This is the situation of our world.
The Director-General of the Department of pneumatology continues to be ignored, according to recent data there may be some infection. The rector Brian
Eye of the ophthalmic department of the left, presents a strange infection that lasted for almost 2 months.
Now for the policy: our head of state, Cavalier Braidwood, had an accident that the slight damage reported depression in 50% of the body. He is still hospitalized in the department depressions.
was also the request for resignation by the president Julia Libido, said: I resign-to-low positions
And now we move on to the weather.

Thanks Stuart. We provide calm and quiet in the central nervous system, satisfaction in the right hemisphere, but some dissatisfaction realistic logic-in the right hemisphere. All thanks to a block of disturbances in the territory of Facebook. This is all by Rebecca Brain.

Breaking news, Cavalier brain could be restored by tomorrow. That's it, enjoy the rest of the evening.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

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I, however, with a post you prove that you are stupid



know that toothpaste can wash the silverware? Contains fluoride, ok, but you eat toothpaste for breakfast?
For a healthy breakfast, bread and toothpaste ... Your teeth absorb the fluoride as a sponge, you stupid?
Water aqueducts contains fluoride. You know that's true, that the Italians drink from the bottle because the water is not constantly drinking?
is also true that you cook pasta, you wash the dishes and many other things, but if life really shortened, Italy at this time would be a country of young people. I do not know if you know it, but there is a higher percentage of elderly or young. Note the political class and the old men who crowd the hospitals.
Chemtrails, highly toxic substances near. What do you think, are killing us ... because pollution in general is good for us? Ahhh, that a large wave of smog. It will not be a tiny percentage of the chemical trail in the air to kill us.
Sugar is a synthetic drug. My God, we close the bakeries, we die.
Have you ever heard of LSD and other synthetic drugs? Sugar is a drug, may be true, but how do you take? The sweetener
hurts. You know? It is well known by now that the sweetener is something toxic, it discourage everyone from doctors to pharmacists. There will be a reason.
Vaccines are bad. Here, you do quite right. No to flu vaccines, are bad ... I do not really like sugar.
The meat is bad for your health. We have canines for a reason. In your opinion, is to open the glass bottles that we are equipped with sharp teeth? If you do not have them is not my fault ...
The cure for cancer is known, they showed up everywhere, but hidden, just that disparages.
But here I disagree, the cars are products to sell petrol, not to finish the oil stupid! Oil is one of the most profitable source of the planet, imagine if you want to end up.
Tesla was ignored by all too modern for its time, is now coming back into fashion, they stick it anywhere, documentaries catastrophic, futuristic, positive, good for the world, bad for the world ...
Television is not the evil of this century, television is junk, but does not go off! The television is used, is to see how the world is falling apart, as the news is ignored, you need to make a comparison with the reality and fictional reality that want pouring out. The comparison is necessary, it takes a critical eye, not a total closure.
printers have an invisible mark ... BUT SHOULD BE? Thus the 80, I was surprised now? Also, a bit 'of wit son of a bitch, send an unsuspecting accomplice in a printing Albanian (the center of Rome, for example is full) and then with a lap thought, seigniorage with dick you find. Idiot.
finally makes sense ... almost. Religions were created to appease the people, then was seen as could be used to subjugate them all, but after!
Benighted. Buddhism is NOT a real religion, but a doctrine of thought and behavior. It is classified as a religion, but it is not.
Most likely, however, Jesus did exist, like Muhammad, then their stories were mystified is a fact. No miracles, no virgin so the first eccetara ...
The fear of sin comes from wanting to subjugate the people, nothing more true.
Rock is dead. If they wanted to remove it from circulation, they would have banished, as they would have destroyed any evidence. If anything went into recess. You know Footlose?
And no, the music business was not created to destroy, was created to satisfy the pleasures of the mass, mass is not thinking of her, but listen to commercial music does not mean to be part of the lemmings.
tricks, besides being unnecessary, are toxic. True, the lead is bad ... but aluminum is not toxic.
them to me by you the money for the cleaner?
Seigniorage, the seignorage, seigniorage palleeeee ... and that will be true, it will be a cruel truth, whatever you want, but you defeatists of hell, you can not inserts them everywhere! Marra sticks it in the books of the formation of thought, in a video where you show off intelligence, with little success I would say.
I agree with some of the things you said, but flaunt it with enough conviction to be able to change the world with a snap of the fingers, is silly.
There are two types of sheep, the ignorant and uneducated-uh, is a type-only then that one face of the earth or conspiracy does not change much ...

Thursday, February 24, 2011

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that stress people happy, stress, stress, stress, ARGHHHH!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Timberland Colour Jeans

Paint Your Life

What is the thing that a college should do?
-STUDY! - He told the crowd of advertising aura of sweat.
But no, I'm ashamed of myself, I am studying at odd hours, in the most austere, but almost never at home. I watch Real Time. Absurd nonsense that channel where they shoot all day .... and there's this program, I must say epic, Paint Your Life. Or rather, the Art Attack adults. Many things are nice, but almost useless. What am I doing in a cardboard bowl, if I have to first buy the plastic one, to use as a base to glue the paper? Details ...
A wonderful thing about this program, advertising, I want to quote directly, without exaggeration:

Your house looks like a catalog of furniture?
make the original is much easier than you can imagine.
You will need: nails, tape measure, pencil, gloves, sewing machine, drilling machine, fabric, acrylic, tables, boxes, glue, scissors, nail polish, silicone, tape, utility knife, screws, stucco, colors, colors, colors and more colors!
have marked all? But remember, the most important ingredients are the ingenuity and imagination.

No I have not scored all! The commercial lasts 30 seconds, the list of things that looks like the list of Noah when he went to take the necessary hardware for the ark out of your mouth like an overflowing river, even in 11 seconds. Gosh, in just 11 seconds spits out a hardware and equipment, half of which no one would take home.
We also talk about the recycling of the artist? Let's talk. At the end of episode, our Barbara, is the name of the presenter to do everything, we left in the hands of a, I do not know what to call it if not crazy, obsessive compulsive hominid. What will never do this if hominid items recycling of trash? Noble goal, if only he chose the junk and used a clear idea.
The most epic creation was a cd, made with an old basket of a dishwasher and a structure of an old billboard mignon. Guys who look
-shine, a cd DONE WITH A DISH TO BASKET! -
is no point in shouting trying to cover noise, we see the same CDs that fall because the structure does not hold ...

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Since that fateful day
in which pieces of fetid mud
leaked from water
and shouted to the cold stars:
I AM THE MAN!
Our great fear
has always been the conscience of our mortality.
But tonight we will launch the gauntlet of science
against the frightening face of death itself.
Tonight we will ascend on high,
challenge the earthquake,
command the thunder
and to penetrate into the womb
dell'impervia nature around us!

Friday, February 18, 2011

Sternocleidomastoid Lump Both Sides

useless phrases at the end of the day

It's nice to go out with a friend. Many other men might not understand, I'm sure. It's nice to go out just for the heck of it, without unnecessary purposes. Understand both points of view, have a much broader cross section of what surrounds us. In addition, a friend can give you many more tips on how to deal with a girl - had never worked -... course, if you then 80% of the friends of the opposite sex, it becomes a bit 'unnerving . Perhaps that is why I attack for so few male friends I have, but obviously do not see.
The term friend, do not mean acquaintance, respect, blah blah blah, no. Should set appropriate limits, a pyramidal hierarchy.
Best Friends


Friends
people with whom I go out
Acquaintances Acquaintances nice
People unnecessary


I hate your damn way you do, your air of victimhood , your deny the obvious, you idiot, have them say. Much. -I like tall, skinny, with dark hair, dark eyes bla-bla
He had not realized you were doing anything to the list of qualities to the negative of the person you like, for nothing really.


Excuse me, But are you pregnant or Not? Because I'm pretty sure you're pregnant.


Are you imbecile from one to ten? + Infinity. You have 400 years, can not handle a tobacco shop, you can not make a charge of 5 € and probably can not get erections. Thrown from a bridge, the world will be a better place without you, I'm sure.


laid out the designs of the university. You will be fine?


Damned couples.


a decent connection for my kingdom. Shame it does not really have a kingdom to offer ...






I have no interest in playing a musical instrument.
I have no interest to drool behind a band.

I have no interest in knowing the difference between a bass and guitar.
I have no interest in following a sport.

cheer hypocritically I have no interest in my country in sports.
I have no interest to go against my principles.
I have no interest in singing out of my shower.
I have no interest in dance.
I have no interest in smoking.
I have no interest in following trends.
I have no interest in following a person just because famous.


In life there are so many other things to do, stop breakin 'my balls please. If your running around ephemeral illusion that we have to be approved, it is not my fault, fatevene a reason.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

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Damn, in the name of anyone

I hate Valentine's Day. I hate and as saint and as a holiday ... and I'm not ashamed to say that is because of envy. All those people who say-no, not on Valentine's Day is because I am alone at home in strafogarmi of ice cream, is like a holiday that disgusts me, makes me highly worthwhile. I do not have the slightest idea of \u200b\u200bwhat it means to spend a day stereotyped based on the spend-spend-sanding-buffing-spend-chupadance. A little 'I rode there, I understand why all these people are, um, happy. So yes, every 14 February, I turn evil, I become a hyena, which I discovered recently, can bend steel with his teeth. It would be enough to bend the vertebral column me. All those damned
couples who jumped on the subway, I do get fed up with the bile, with a mix of hatred and killer instinct. Imagine ever give out a magnetic field from the green feet, to match the eyes, and kill all those people who have a semblance of happiness in that narrow place that is the subway. But nothing, no one falls to the ground lifeless, no loop in front of my eyes. Do not take me for crazy, but we have a good relationship with the dark side of themselves, not to lose control, at the height of my ignorance, I do not remember who has given this concept, but it has my heartiest approval.
Here I am talking about a bloody event, I would not be cursed. Those things twisted desire what you hate.
In addition, I have the excuse that I rode by the eye, my left eye very kind, who has decided to reveal a scotoma of dubious origin from day to day. Thanks
left eye, with this I solved the problem of tedious days, those without testicular revolutions.
I also thank you, dear lungs, you had the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200battacking the only family that could take decent until my old age. Thanks. And thanks to my parents, who are probably rotting in the same way. I thank also those who had the brilliant idea to let me know a world that does not see again. Fuck
also you, you feel 'I'm fucking down from heaven. Fuck even the alarm clock that will play tomorrow at 6 am, and I will take the worst ills of the morning because I was under water.
Thank you, fucking bastard, you've replaced the figure of my grandmother for eleven long years and then you were gone for a handful of euro, thanks. My recurring dream and stuck under the car, after 10 years. Think about how you can be left.
And thank you, dear mother, having had the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bopening a restaurant and ruin what little salvageable from my adolescence. Do not believe the Essert saved, thanks to you, unhappy father, I know that you wanted the ball from a fan fucks the whole neighborhood, including nuns. I'm sorry, really would have preferred an alpha male, the testes crocefissone gold and tattooed like a football, I know. Instead you have to settle for one who hates the sport in general and has waited 19 years before you do something ... But overall I can not complain at all, between too much and you have always been sympathetic, understanding a child's funny how he wants me there, and I realize that.
The only real thanks goes to the slave of my sister, who although is a bit 'dictator and a watching men and women, is the only example of life that I want to follow, after all the evil that they did is still standing, stronger than ever, with two wonderful little children under a light, sometimes a bit 'dim, but still bright.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Foundation For Dry Skin

disjointed phrases and without any logical connection chronological

And they say that a pile of ass pulls more than a bullock cart, say it like it is, for some people a pile of shit pulls more than a bullock cart. Then, a cart pulled by oxen I have seen only in movies, but they are details. And above all, to me they suck the hair, but even these are details.
Details. My life is full of unnecessary details.

-Eh, but she does not have any damage to the retina-Yes, ugly, stupid, and then because I have a faint spot of color? -It is an infection, but also the nerve is well .- Of course, my eyes are healthy, but the left decided not to see a piece. Details, it is my imagination course.

Ah, but she is not resident in Lazio? - No, my mother had the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bmoving from Rome to Umbria, but study in Rome, live in Rome, I rinse the armpits and eat in Rome in Rome , plus I got the ISEE extremely low. -Oh, but she does not fall into the category. € 230 please-Oh, so have no income, being a student, under 25, Cock and decks are insignificant details.

-We have a thick skin, do not ever get sick-you stupid or what? I cough and runny nose on 365 300 days, are subject to herpes at least once a month, I had a fever of 40 until the day before yesterday, complete with delusions and visions of saints, mystics fantozziani. An eye on tilt; ears that sometimes hurt and arm pain without reasonable cause ... and I come to say that "we thick skin, do not ever get sick? You asshole or what? I am a piece, I can stand with the wind and I come to say that I have an iron?! Well sure, I'm fine 65 days a year, but they are insignificant details, my health is iron. An iron oxide in case, my health is rusty on the day I was born, unfortunately.

-Oh, you girls do that, you do look at all the pa-What? I went out with two, and say two girls in my lifetime? Do I look like someone who goes out often or towing? Six-eyed for the event, That image of things that do not exist? No please, tell me you're suffering from some neurological disorder, I do not know, schizophrenia for example, as in A Beautiful Mind where Russell Crowle saw my friend, and child soldiers. Then look at me is true. "But it's ugly or what? - Details are these.

We have ADSL that I suffer from physical pain every time I try to download anything. No, no, then what are you doing? - What am I doing a demented oxygenated natural blonde? In your opinion, how do I do with a decent connection? I slam the modem on the balls until they turn blue? Sai is the carnival, I could make a Na'vi in \u200b\u200bnude. Your only concern is to understand with whom to chat. Too bad, my dear idiot, I do not frequent chat rooms, and on messenger, talk only with 2-3 contacts every day. It will not be I want to download the lecture notes university quickly instead of waiting 40 minutes to load? No, these are details, I just chatting, the rest is a side useless. And if you want to know it all, spend 90% of the time the PC waiting for it to load. I know how much time more? My nerves will relax immediately, without the contribution made by dell'endorfine nutella ...

Saturday, January 22, 2011

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The eye examination. The labyrinth

Already you bring those evil drops enlarged pupil is unnerving. Imagine being inject a beam of light in those dilated pupils. What a pleasure.
What is, however, the practice standard? Go there, you sit, wait your turn and once called make you read the damn board with letters. Nothing special, until you pronounce the hated phrase: "We must broaden the pupils to see the back of the eye." Ahhhh, I could not wait-must wait half an hour in the waiting room, the drops smandrappa pupil takes a little 'to-do
Perfect, wait half an hour.
Doctor, in which numerical system has calculated the half-hour? Sure it is the international one? No, because I have half an hour thirty minutes, not seventy-five.
We spread a veil, a Persian rug, a quilt, you may very well take a stone and place it over, will never be half an hour poor, never quite make it play burraco have 5 minutes early.
finally come here, nell'agognata room with soft lighting, which is already annoying at first sight, get into a catacomb is more pleasant, put his chin in one of their machines and come sparaflashato, as in the Man in Black from the sadistic doctor . -Keep your eyes open, it does not take up much-
What the fuck raving, lunatic of a graduate Academy of Kellogg? I have a pupil that exceeds the diameter of my urethra, you're shining a light 1.000.000W and you think it's easy? Now I get you all you need is the nose until it bleeds and then I admonish you to do with pedantic:-try not to bleed from the nose, not it takes a long-
The best thing though, is walking around with these pupils maximae. You look like a drug addict who has just made a bomb of LSD is concentrated, or even better, when you have a giant pupil and the other normal. What seems to have been bitten by a werewolf on the one hand and the other a vampire. A little 'as David Bowie.
We are really sure that I was taking care of?

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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mental

A stonzata hallucinating, probably tomorrow will look and curse the moment I pressed PUBLIC POST!

is "The labyrinth of mind", the new post of Amerigo Samantha Michelle. An extraordinary love letters in comments on Facebook, including kneeling, a young lawyer, and Moreno, the owner of the law firm where he works. Work to free the couple and society, the strategy that the emotional turmoil ... and greatly slow the progress of society. It is beautiful, ask at newsstands or in bookstores.

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Monday, January 17, 2011

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Luciana Littizzetto Vol.1

. My muse, my love for future victims of kidnapping. She, Luciana Littizzetto.


[...] She was part of the beautiful-evil-came. I do not know if you have this. They are the ones that would theoretically all it takes to be the most cool. Blue eyes, blond hair, thin, high ...
But no one knows how, they are no longer. A more trinkets, and a trifle less trac. The merciless slot machine of life, because of a detail, did not jack pot. Turn you messed it turns. He mixed the addend and the evil does not add up. Disappointing ...
Because I'm worth, The Princess and the Pea. Luciana Littizzetto.

now crying. The balenga. How much wasted brain ... I'd spit them, and chips round ... she and her husband, that plantigrade. They called her son Leo, and now makes the first grade because they cry all day grrr grrr. But think. Monday playing for the scouts have also captured and locked in the toilet. And now we all cry. Mom, dad and son king of the forest.
Since I can not always get me on my own, I ask you a pleasure. Staff. Dear bandolier tired and dear Lady Marian. When you decide to join the uterus and pleasure, make me a little bit of attention? You can call your mica creature with a decent name? Leo is not that bad, but it is by the pope that a schoolboy of first grade. I think the first real act of parental responsibility in relation to the child the choice of the name. Not the nest, from the cradle or diapers. Please: Do not punish him. Life is already so complicated. Do not tell me what you have saddled the baby is simply the name of his maternal grandfather. It is not an excuse. If the poor grandfather has already had the misfortune to be called Sulpicius, because we want to continue to suffer the grandson? My friend Stefano in Rome has called his son Manfred Galeazzo. That does not rhyme with anything. And the sister? Erbaluce. At least they were of Calumet.
But there are also the parents brave. That dare as historical or mythological. Bravi. And if you have your child baptized Marcantonio comes up half a saw? Who should say thanks? In two of you who call Franca and Piero. Deficient. And those who give the name of the event? My aunt was born at Christmas and have called Natalina. If she was born at Easter would call Pasqualina. But if he came to the world on the day of the dead as they would call? Mortise or death?
I would invent a law that allows the children reached the age of reason, to change the name to parents. So who was named Savana ribattezzerà Calcutta and his mother will be equal. But it's no dream. Here in Italy for years that we call a ham biscuit Great and nobody does a turn.


Saturday, January 15, 2011

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We have reached the third chapter of eternal love. It seems the Shrek saga, then I have to roll up our sleeves to find a final chapter. Let's see what I can handle today. The plastic flowers, no. The ungrammatical sentences, no. The betrayals, no.Qualcosa different. Stories already written, but too short to be treated themselves.

12enni

is born, grows, develops ... run, do more sex than me, before I die.
Because that's how it works, the kids are having sex, most parents would add. Twelve years, the first pubic hair for the more fortunate, first received oral sex from at least 6 months. Stuff that I was twelve I had no sexual interest, I was there, playing Tomb Raider and even looked The sculpted seat of Lara Croft. And even my peers combined nothing, the most pressure I had ever seen at the time, was a snog in front of everyone at the end of lessons. Not now, not push the thing that you see in schools is a fellatio between classes at another classmate. Are you crazy? This obsession with
forge ahead just do not understand, what is beautiful in arriving at thirty, with the sexual desire of your great-grandfather in a coma? With the experiences of a pornographic actor achieved in the first year of high school, for more. Give it some time, do not be hasty, which is good for nothing, calm down. Dear boys and girls
care, indeed, boys and girls, try not to calarvi underpants twelve, count up to ten thousand, one, two, three, lift his hands from his pants, four, five, six, seven, put my pants, eight, nine, ten, pick up and play gormiti, eleven, twelve, thirteen, expects to have an age appropriate, fourteen, fifteen ...
Do not listen to clichés:-eh, if you have sex at 12 years you still do not out--have you done anything? But six-decrepit-You never got in your mouth?! You have 13 years, if you do not now when you do, when you have a mature age to decide? --What? Have not you ever make out? I'm 12 I had already sucks your aunt-

Albano and Romina

I have never endured the sentimental couples. There's nothing to do, make me the milk in the knees, I want to tear out an eye and run by way of threat. What a shock!
There are various types of couples sickly sweet, sentimental ones, the ones who talk like Albano and Romina, future operations, inventing nicknames pucciosi, remaining in step with the times: -You're my CPU and I'm your video card.

Or sophisticated ones:-You are sturgeon egg sandwich on my love .-

Physicians: -We are like a tourniquet and the arm-

mechanics: Six- my distributor and I am your candle .-

But the worst are those religious -You are my crucifix and I'll .-

your nails short, an absurd stuff that makes you think if you're the one with problems, or if they are. BUT, it gets worse. It gets worse. There are those obnoxious couples who are called every 5 minutes, those couples so sickly sweet that you just look at them from sprouting brufoloni nutella. They are a race
protected, as the panda. Only that pandas inspire affection and tenderness, the couples hateful violence and inspire affection ... yes, love, the verb "to chop, you love your brain! I mean, you're forced to show up for 27 hours 24 your love to the world? There is really needed?
Maybe you're out with friends, strangely her she is not there and he is there with you, but does not speak, do not eat, can not walk. What will it do so? SMS writes to his beloved. Not riuscitate to be apart for two hours? There is so difficult?
The best thing is when you leave, I usually I like to hear if they have been in contact.
-Look, but with Valkyrie? How are you? -
-Well, we broke up. She's a bitch .-
But how? It was not your loving Spinning pitipù-patapà? Eh, consistency, and in love just does not exist.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Driver License Ny Temporary Visitor Expires

Hunting Season

By convention, we tend to think that man is the hunter and woman the prey, the coveted game, complete with a two-way course. But no, I'm the classic example of male prey that does not come out with a bunch of horny girl looking for an easy, even one that feels different from the rest of the species. Thus, there is the Alpha male, the muscle, which reeks of macho and even the erection of the lashes, the beta male, the normal one, the classic trucker inside, what I studied etiquette at the University of Bran, and then burps crap on male superiority, the male range, or gays, or gays, I do not know what the term Politically Correct and then there are those like me, males Delta, cheering for Hillary Clinton while being in Italy. Delta is the male reaction to the strange coexistence with only women I've seen very few, and everyone, I mean everyone, had a male figure constant. My father has always been present, I can absolutely complain, but a working day in Germany, one day in Piedmont and one day in Rocca Straw, I could not see him every day.
As a child, all the other boys were playing football, I played with girls, to seven years children hated the girls, I had a girlfriend instead. Unfortunately, growing up is not exactly the situation was so, the fact is that I have appeared to the world as Zitello born.
rather than those who have a say to a girl I like, it would cut penis and puppets are not more than stimuli. More than male Delta, male with well-established mental disorders. Then
are a clear demonstration that there are boys lunatics. Here I am! Step by happiness to depression only by opening Facebook, I can bring me down, watching TV and hearing interesting stories.
Finally, to add to my disorder, the senseless angry reactions against the sexist phrases like, "I have a penis, I can not cook" or "women drivers do damage." Just can not stand, the debasement of human evolution in a nutshell ...
In addition, an outspoken supporter of the ovary are wrong. What is this? The consideration of "cojoni / balls." Is it bad to hear from a woman "I have the controcojoni", no, no so, you have the controovaie, which I say, are even more deadly, a portal with pride.
Yeah, I'm attracted by the strong woman, the woman Xena, that the first trumpet and then I'll kill you, who are not afraid to tell the world that has had an affair on Mars, in fact, the screaming from the rooftops, it has too. Or the woman Baily, one holding a bunch of interns in line with a finger.
Yes, I have some very serious mental illness.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

2009, Alternative Investment Mutual Funds

Legal age

Yes, yes, yes. I speak of his 18years, that category of teenagers useless. All my peers were happy to come of age, I obviously do not. I have never seen the positives of this step required. As a first sign of this change, I received the invitation to vote for a not-so-common because of the non-know-where.
What a beauty! Another change is the license - Thunderbolt and lightning - a driver's license! That card effeminate pink as the shirt of a cyclist, useful as a pimple on your nose if you do not have a car to drive. In short, the only satisfaction is when they are asked to present documents. To take this piece of plastic of course requires an exam ... appropriate files between many quotes would Yotobi. My examiner, Dolores Umbridge, the Italian, with lots of hair, lace and little voice, I had to drive for half an hour and then tell me:-Well I do not know if you give the license, you drove , but did not see the gentleman who was almost through (earthen it clear that he was on the sidewalk with a mullet look), not to have made mistakes ... ummh, sign here. " C-what? But you're demented, you're not sure if I did not by the license, do not you go to do "and not be" just needed to come down from the car to catch a daisy-promotes, not to promote him, promoted him, not promotes it. "
I'll be strange, but if one thing has not deserve me, I do not want, in the most important thing as a driver's license!
do not drive in September, damn, I do not drive in September. I do not like to drive, it is true, but at least not to forget what the clutch pedal. Another thing that
stand, are the festivals 18th birthday. I hate these parties, from the bottom of my scrotum, I hate them more than ever! I went against the trend, a party with 6 people, including myself. Everyone in my class who have celebrated, but one (estimated to Clare) invited all over the world, including the pubic hair of Chuck Norris. A party in full regalia! With lots of green wedding favors of dubious taste. Oh-your-God, favors, bomboniere to share the joy with friends. Favors are recycled-which generally bar-throw. What tacky, like the skirts kitchissima type spotted cow. A disgusting stuff! Not to mention the restaurants chosen, if they have 10 Michelin stars, they are not mentioning.
E pensare che io ho festeggiato al cinese. E adesso gli amici mi copiano pure:
-Dove lo fai il compleanno?-
-Al cinese...-
Copioni del cazzo.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Black Stool From Iron Tablets

Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life ?
Is this just fantasy ?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouette of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can
see Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the Wind Blows ...

As can be beautiful this song?


It is my version done on Illustrator. I hate to brag, but Faig!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Caninelumbosacral Spondylosis

Ahhhh

Damn! It's actually January 6th and I have not written anything yet. On January I even started writing a draft of a post, then publish it later, but nothing, January 6 and I have not said anything yet the mercy seat. I am ashamed of myself!
Well, let's start with good intentions, horrible tradition, yes.
-Trying to be a more open person! Not literally, my best friend was able to book a vivisection when I hear it. Help!
Well, not typically use terms such as "best friend", but as I groped for a more open, and since I know you never read this series of words placed at random, trying to write. Between insecurity and the other, always avoiding to classify objects and people, you know those idiots who classify everything around them? The best cat, best friend, best friend, the best jumper, the best day, the best sex, the best finger etc., etc. ... so boring, people whose distrust in my opinion.
Yet I can not no other word to use, as defined by a person whom you tell everything from the tiniest action worthy of note, the cooked and haunt your teenage years? Ah yes, psychologist or shrink!
On another, we come to the news. On the radio they said that new year was a disaster, Chernobyl 'not radioactive: stray bullets, severed fingers, eyes blinded, brittle teeth and deaths galore. What the fuck you say your brain?! That we are floating in the cosmic dark pink elephants? What's fun in making something explode, without any pyrotechnic effect, a waste of time, money and meaning. -BOOM-boom that Bell has done. And now? Just to stay on, an idiot, that instead of the brain has a black hole that will cause the end of the universe, has placed, because it is an intelligent person, a miccetta between the door and the mirror of the machines in the neighborhood, including my father. Now, with quiet dignity and grace, FOR WHAT REASON Dogmatic FUCK YOU FUCK MICCETTA LOCATED BETWEEN A MIRROR AND DOOR ?!?!? No, I want to know, want to understand how your brain from a licensed fool, what's funny, what? Uh, that's great, it broke the mirror, but laugh-ihihi iihihi a par ... cojoni of the miccetta you know where to shove? A mouth, a rectum, and by way of a catheter if you are a male, which is very likely, otherwise I do not even the issue of choice.
And while we're at a firecracker for each finger, eye and testis. Then see how you laugh.
One, two, three, breathe in America ...
The second I'm not about to say, try to use less foul language. I try to use less profanity, I try really, but now, for me are like commas, I try to restrain myself, but it's stronger than me. One of the few downsides of my leap (which is not marked so I must say).
But I could replace "male genitalia seen in derogatory manner" (Shit) with Mouflon.
I will try.