The title says it all. Personally, mr. Brown, kept me in suspense for just a few chapters, but could compensate for the lack of suspense with historical gems and quite interesting. In addition, it was pretty consistent story, there is no God, works of art have hidden mysteries, the pope and the church is an asshole is a cult. And all for a good two and a half books, going so far as to say that Jesus fornicata like a rabbit (lucky him, I might add). But midway through the third book, came the sghiribizzo, the call of the Lord, or decided to open one of the many threatening letters, which every religious order on this earth has the mandate.
I can not understand, I do not enter into his head. Robert, before you fill your head with, "God does not exist, I do not have imaginary friends, I only believe in facts, I masturbate furiously because I know that no one judges me, is an avid fan of onanism, and then, after three books, one written with the hind legs of a crippled cow, you convert! You what?! You know what Dan? else has died, killed him! you, your publisher and quell'encefalitico of Robert Langdon.
Also, my dear Mr. Brown, the survival of Robert steps in the first book, where the helicopter crashes and save falling into the Tiber and passes the second time, where almost roasting, the third step, where nearly drowns; even close to the Fourth , where he comes face to face with the murderess. And this is just the first book. We fly over that miraculously survives even in the Da Vinci Code, but may not kill in the third ever? In "The Lost Symbol you even went to look for the fluid used by divers breathing, not to drown your friend Ink! SEI Stupid?! The most beautiful
understand is what the death of Robert and you, scribbler of my boots, find a loophole to not kill him. What did the brain at that moment? Whether you're a fairy sbrilluccicante like Robert Pattinson? You know that little thing called imagination? That thing, that probably escaped from your brain years ago.
We talk about the way you structure your books.
- Step 01: Warn Robert Langdon, immediately
- Step 02: Corpse
- Step 03: Here comes the pussy you turn with an IQ less than 400 points, which obviously can not keep up with the magnificent Robert
- Step 04: History of the murderer, which is always 2 meters per second, a 4 door wardrobe. The first is black, in the second and the third is an albino, is a white full of anabolic
- Step 05: international intrigue, ancient mysteries and exploring various
- Step 06: Robert miracolasamente saved from certain death
- Step 07: The good seems to be the bad
- Step 08: It turns out that the good is really good
- Step 09: The villain has always been a horrible past
- Step 10: The poor die
- Step 11: The world is saved
- Step 12: Robert has sex with co-star Danny
, I were you, I do not write the fourth book in the series, not at all, but you'd figure the hack. And above all, what would you talk now? Mormons? The freemasons have used them, even the Illuminati, the Priory of Sion same, not to mention the Catholic Church, Opus Dei and the founding fathers of America. You talked about the Renaissance, Baroque age, the Egyptians, the neoclassical and so on, missing a few things, maybe you want to write that in the paintings of Picasso is the secret recipe for making paella Cubist?
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